Wait…they got a US passport? By claiming…they’re not a citizen?
I…somehow don’t believe it.
They also got it in one day instead of the month and a half it really takes. And picked it up at the post office instead of receiving it in mail. And it was processed by the local post office instead of the State Department. I think you have good reason not to believe it.
got it in one day instead of the month and a half it really takes
This is the one part, that in a vacuum, is plausible.
There is way to get a passport same day, but it’s a gamble. You have to book an appointment and have a trip coming up like no longer than a week from that appointment.
I forget what it’s called, but I’ve done it.
I assume US nationals that are not US citizens can still get a passport. Dude probably just used a form not meant for him.
One more star and you get a free sandwich!
The extra star is code for “get ready to sigh and repeat yourself a lot.” It warns whoever has to deal with this dumbass to buckle up.
“not sure what any of it means” the only true thing he’s said
“And then all the
employeesagents (or whatever synonyms they use) stood up and clapped”I’ll take made up post for $300 please Alex.
Best explanation I could come up with is the OP has some serious mental issues, probably handed them a “form” they made themself using crayonsand the stsff decided the easiest thing to do would be give them a stickerbook with some UV etickers (including some stars) and told them it was their special passport.
