“No” is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers
Not to be confused with “No.”
What about “angry robot demands ink sacrifice”?
Laser printers more accurately “bake paper so that number powder sticks to it”
Fuse number
I thought this was a D&D alignment chart at first… And yes, Inkjet printers are chaotic evil.
I think they’re lawful evil, more devils than demons.
I would say it’s pretty accurate across the grid, but I’d swap HDD and ram. HDD is chaotic neutral, because it can turn into a maraca at any moment.
It’s more unreliable than SSD?
absolutely.
Inkjet: uses yellow ink to dye paper.
But what if it’s just black text?
Inkjet: USES YELLOW INK TO DYE PAPER
Gotta put on those invisible tracking codes.
The EFF were tracking which printers print the invisible tracking dots, but they gave up because practically all colour inkjet and laser printers do it now. https://www.eff.org/pages/list-printers-which-do-or-do-not-display-tracking-dots
Hey my inkjet with refillable tanks isn’t so bad
Stage 1: Denial
Which one is it? The one I have still has an overflow/nozzle cleaning sponge that bricks the printer when it’s full
Oh yeah that whole thing is fucking stupid but bypassable depending on model
Yeah will see what I can do once it starts complaining
So you need to hack it and violate warranty to make it work? And this is just fine? On a product you paid for?
TIL printers are computer components
Needs more jpeg
FPU
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Where is the tracking device for remembering numbers remotely?
Is the FPU a reference to the Pentium FDIV bug?? What a throwback.
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In other words, “computes numbers incorrectly”.
You don’t have to overthink it on a meme that describes a hard drive as “remembers numbers loudly”.
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Now do software concepts like Bitcoin, machine learning, and blockchain.
Bitcoin: An excel spreadsheet a bunch of people agree on.
Machine Learning: Electrons in a room banging on typewriters.
Blockchain: A marketing term for linked lists.
HDD - Remembers numbers loudly is on point for 90s/2000s disk drives. 😂
We don’t talk about bubble jet.
I love my inkjet. It’s so nice to be able to do my own high quality prints for the wall and for friends.
