Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.
Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can’t remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.
Arrr, rock good, rock cook, rock support. Rock have face. Rock wedge. Rock paperweight magic rock, sell. Rock shatter. Rock is pet. Use rope on rock. Throw rock fun. Rock bounce water.
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Heating pad. Counterweight on bear bag. Massage tool. Circle template. Door stop. Wheel chuck. Pothole filler. Sculpture source. GI Joe mountain. The list goes on.
You can admire the rock. You can just hold the rock, meditate over its roundness. The rock can become your friend, your little secret, a comfort you can take anywhere. The rock is eternal. If you cradle it for a lifetime, you might contribute a miniscule amount to its perfect shape. Your life can have meaning.
A lifetime of swashbuckling! WHOOSH. WHOOOOSH WOOOSH…
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It’s from the ultra extended edition.
Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don’t lose it
The rock, (a) because it’ll last longer and (b) because it’s got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain’t no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.
The Stick trained Daredevil.
sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.
I’m going rock so I can charge my phone.
What
Looks like wireless charger
I’m going rock so I can solve world hunger.
I’m going to uplift rock and give it the ability to think so it can shitpost for me
Can I mate with you please. Kakaw
Soup from a stone?
Stone soup is amazing!
I’m going rock so I can say “okay google, play Never Gonna Give You Up”
I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good
I’ll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.
Perfect rock + perfect stick = Royal Scepter
Stick
Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it’s a toss-up.
Rock, that one is one in a million.
that kinda stick doesn’t just grow on trees either.
I got the stick, my kid gets the rock. She’s a rock person.
But you could be fire.
