Cat: I’ll be eating all these and shitting myself to death in that chair while you’re balls deep in the mrs. just fyi.

Mom, we out of caviar again?

I mean, someone’s having a fun time… just not Snowball.

I’m telling myself whatever is in the bowl is cat food and the tray is also cat food that kinda looks like chocolates. I don’t think I could handle a world where that is not the case.