- cross-posted to:
- funny@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- funny@lemmy.world
This was just on socials with the tag:
He’s bringing parts for his spaceship so he can go to otter space
I told him to fix the leak before it became a flood. No one ever listens to me!!!
Chasing pipe dreams
The job skills aptitude test said I otter be a plumber.
I just want to be a dancer…
“Hold your breath”
“Kick your legs”
“Tuck your elbows into your chest”
“I think I can win this thing!”
Narrator: Beavers are masters of their habitat, cutting and moving wood up to 2- 3 times their own size. But marine otters part-time as certified Level 1 Plumbers. Journeyman otters already know 3 different types of pipe welding techniques… and perfer doing so while on their backs!
Human, I don’t need this. Take it back.
You heard of pipe dream, this was a pipe nightmare
IMPACT MEME FONT: TAKE THESE Ls
I’ve got em! Wait till I show the guys how to shove your hands through em!
Birth control in ancient times.
Anglin’
Don’t flush the toilet yet. I am on my way!