MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agoMy wife left me because of my pasta obsessionmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up182arrow-down1message-squareMy wife left me because of my pasta obsessionMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 months agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoI understand you completely, mine left me because of a bread fetish. I feel your pain.
minus-squarejustcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 months agoI WANNA KNOW WHAT LOAF IS!
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoLoaf is the gentle croissant of the wind, the stolen glances at their buns, the knowledge that even on their sourdough days, you desire them, and when you are feeling flatbread, their being there can give rise to Golden crusts
minus-squareivanafterall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoYou gotta butter her up when she gets heated, just like a nice loaf.
I understand you completely, mine left me because of a bread fetish.
I feel your pain.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOAF IS!
Loaf is the gentle croissant of the wind, the stolen glances at their buns, the knowledge that even on their sourdough days, you desire them, and when you are feeling flatbread, their being there can give rise to Golden crusts
You gotta butter her up when she gets heated, just like a nice loaf.