Alright, looks like it’s time for an extremely late term abortion
Seriously though, I’d have no idea what to do if I saw my kid doing that. Might as well use them to paint the walls
Those cruel punishment/rewards… Better than chasing them only to have them gleefully running away down the hallway
Life goals.
I’ve always wanted to do this. It looks so soft, and creamy, and silky… this child has achieved what I’ve only dreamt about.
Friend’s cat jumped onto a table that had a paint tray on it. Only found out when she saw the cat leaving prints behind it. You can tell when the cat jumped based on the slipping.
I’m sure there is a racist joke in here somewhere. I rather not say it.
Isn’t this a set up to a joke?
How did you fail with such a short title?
Just taking a bath*
