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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer

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And stupid me always taught that injecting yourself with radioactive donuts causes cancer

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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    Why is there a restaurant selling really unhealthy sugary foods in a HOSPITAL?

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      Vertical Integration.

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        The lawful evil kind.

      • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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        Cutting out the middle-men

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      Investors love repeated business.

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      i’d imagine that it’s mostly for the staff and guests? here in italy every hospital has a cafetteria. ig with america being america it’s cheaper to offload that work to a franchise.

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      Because doctors live on coffee

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      For the same reason animal products are served to heart failure patients in hospitals.

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        So people like you can make silly comments on the internet where you assume we’ll all fall in lock step with your outdated bunk medical ideas?

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    WARNING: Dunkin Donuts can expose you to chemicals including Dihydrogen Monoxide, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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      why is California the only state that knows about cancer?

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        Regulatory capture.

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      Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.

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      I’m not sure how to find it on the site 😞
      I wanted to find it on the site

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        Just google dihydrogen monoxide

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          Oh know that bit, I saw the link to the CA website and wanted to find it on there

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        https://www.dhmo.org/

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      You typoed that link lol. www.P65-Warnings.ca.gov

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    Average american hospital

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    Careful, if you get bitten by a radioactive donut it turns you into a Simpson!

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      D’Oh

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    Actually, most cancer treatments drastically increase your chances of cancer.

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      Yes, that’s why if you don’t have cancer it is dangerous (to the quarters it family members). If you do have cancer, you are going from having cancer to a slightly higher than average risk of a different cancer in the future. It’s worth getting treated.

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    Oh do they sponsor those gross radioactive eggs they use for tests?

    If not COULD THEY and add salt?

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    What class were you teaching that in? Drugs Ed? Astrology? Economics?

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    Anybody reverse image search this yet?

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