• superkret@feddit.org
    53·
    5 days ago

    switch to Slackware
    tell everyone
    feel superior to billions of Arch users
    occasionally drop a “Linux has become much too easy nowadays”

    Checkmate, Satan. Praised be Bob!

  • bitchkat@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    5 days ago

    It’s “psych” as in “He psyched us out” which comes from “using psychology on them”

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish
    6·
    5 days ago

    There is a twilight zone episode where a thief gets shot and goes to what he thinks is heaven but is actually hell. It starts off with him getting everything he wants in a very nice casino and then at the end it is revealed that that is a form of punishment. He will be tormented for eternity as he has everything he ever wanted so he no longer has a purpose

    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOPEnglish
      61·
      5 days ago

      I’m conversing with this coke dealer online… I don’t do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time… it’s weird, I know… don’t even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol 😂.

      Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he’s into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn’t do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river… and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn’t even matter.

      I think I’ll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone… maybe it’ll ring a bell.

  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.socialEnglish
    41·
    5 days ago

    if you (by which i mean you the reader, not OP) use linux for no other reason than to be able to tell people you use linux, kindly get the fuck out of my community