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anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

If you had to choose between never laughing again or never having an orgasm again, which would you pick?

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If you had to choose between never laughing again or never having an orgasm again, which would you pick?

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    Let’s just say if 2 orgasms per week lowers your risk of prostate cancer, I’m pretty sure my prostate will last until the heat death of the universe.

    But this isn’t even close. I’d choose laughter every time.

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    no orgasm doesn’t mean no sexual pleasure. It could even be hot. Laughter any day of the week

  • Tiefling IRL@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The latter since due to ADHD and trauma I’m basically already there 🙃

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      Yeah I really don’t think ADHD makes orgasms impossible.

      I’ve uh … had some success in making ADHD people cum. Do you need some help?

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    If I can still get pleasure from the stimulation itself but just be unable to reach climax then I’d choose to live without orgasms.

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      Imagine if it was that way for laugher

  • ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works
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    How about laughing whenever you orgasm, or orgasming wherever you laugh?

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    Would one happens daily and the other never happens soooo…

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      A grim life of humorless orgasms

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        Laughing orgasm sounds intense.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
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    Never laugh again. There are plenty of other ways to convey humour, but no orgasms would destroy my marriage.

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      I’m having a hard time believing that a lack of laughter wouldn’t destroy your marriage too

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        Smiling, winking, and other ways to show mirth are still on the table.

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    Geez, Satan over here trying to come up with fresh ideas for Hell.

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