(A 4Chan “green-text”.)

married, with a six year old daughter

wife hates violent video-games and doesn’t want me playing them with daughter in same room

my little girl loves some of the violent stuff, but I do draw the line obviously

she absolutely loves, loves, loves Raiden, Sam, and the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance cast of characters. Mostly likes Raiden and Sam over the rest of them.

get a phone call from school, saying she was in a fight.

have to leave work and address this mess

principal explains to me that she punched a boy who made fun of her, stood over him and said, “Show me a good time, Jack.”

I almost, almost started to laugh and had to brush it off like a cough.

had to ball my fist over my mouth, excuse myself.

“Anon, do you have any idea where she learned this?”

“No sir, but I will talk to her about it.”

We made it five steps into the parking lot before l lost my shit, imagining my daughter standing over some little shit with her arms spread saying, “Show me a good time, Jack.”

got her ice cream, had a heart to heart, and had to play it down when wifey got home

Kids are a treat sometimes.