‘Choose’ rhymes with ‘lose’? I mean c’mon, someone did that shit on purpose 👀

  • Aeao@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but lead doesn’t rhyme with read and lead doesn’t rhyme with read.

  • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 days ago

    I mean yeah ‘loose’ could probably be pronounced like ‘choose’ and it would still make sense, but it absolutely wouldnt make sense for ‘lose’ to be pronounced like ‘moose’ or ‘goose’. Im not sure what you even mean when you say they switched meanings either because thats just false.

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    3 days ago

    They never did. Their spelling, meaning, and pronunciation are the same as they have always been.

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    The audience can’t seem to differentiate commas from; well, every other punctuating mark. What are you hoping to achieve, here?

  • vaper@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Loose rhymes with noose. I can’t think of a word that’s spelled and pronounced like lose so you have me there.

    choose lose cruise booze

    all rhyme lol

  • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    It’s a miracle I know it, and having to teach someone how to read and spell was an eye opener for me trying to explain “this is like this except for this one word because… Reasons and sometimes there’s a variation like this because…reasons” so many times.

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      3 days ago

      I once had a roommate from Chile and he asked what the difference in pronunciation was for “juice” versus “Jews”. I’m still not sure I properly got the difference across…

      Also the difference between “to rob” and “to steal” was an interesting thing to think through and then explain.

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      3 days ago

      Agreed, I am teaching my second son to read.

      I am having the same conversations as when I taught my first to read.

      “ok, this word is a ‘sight word’ because it doesn’t make the sounds you expect. It says won, but it looks like it says on-e”

  • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations of Aristotle and chipotle within a generation.

    Chip-ot-el

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    3 days ago

    Obviously the plural of foot is feet, so the plural of book should be beek.

    Or one sheep should be a shoop.

    There’s also the English Vowel Shift. Which means words either side of it are inconsistent.