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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Happy birthday, peon

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Happy birthday, peon

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    The “loving your work” poster behind him as well…

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      And the trash can right next to him

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        That’s where the happiness goes.

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      And his headset’s still on

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    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      Can’t wait for season 2

      • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        Same. I think I have the wrong food reward party though

      • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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        7 months ago

        Show?

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          Severance. It’s on Apple TV, but it’s definitely worth watching

    • Contentedness@lemmy.nz
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      Defiant Jazz!

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    Do people usually stay home for their birthday? I didn’t know of any companies that specifically give you off, so I’d think you’d use PTO.

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      Yeah, I really have no particular interest in taking my birthday off.

      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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        I’ll take your birthday off for you.

        • wizblizz@lemmy.world
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          7 months ago

          At least buy me dinner first.

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      My workplace gives you a free day within a month of your birthday. Most people take the closest Monday or Friday to get a three day weekend, but some people are lucky and get to bump a three to a four.

      • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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        My birthday is on a holiday week, so I usually take the whole week off.

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          what the hell is a holiday week and how do I get one of those

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            Move to Europe

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            I interpreted it as a week with a holiday. If you get labor day off, taking the rest of the week gets you 9 days off for 4 days PTO.
            Likewise, if your birthday is near there and you get it for free, it’s 9 days for 3 days PTO.

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              Yes exactly, efficient use of PTO

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      I’ve never really given much of a shit personally.

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    1, I used to work for this company when I was young and had no idea what my rights were. They very much took advantage of this, such as calling me in on an hour’s notice on my days off.

    2, The Raw Egg Nationalist is a right-wing twat. https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/20/egg-sposed-we-reveal-the-identity-of-far-right-bodybuilder-the-raw-egg-nationalist/

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      I had a strict I don’t answer the phone when not working policy. They could attempt to call me in but it wouldn’t be recieved. If they asked me while I was at work I usually said yes, but I’m not about to come in on an hours notice for the same rate of pay, if you want on call, pay for on call.

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    Not even a nice pizza either, that’s clearly just a shitty microwave pizza

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      Prolly Altoona pizza.

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    That same pizza is also given to those before a layoff I bet.

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      So they leave by themselves?

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        To keep everyone on edge.

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    That’s a man considering a new career.

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    Bro that looks like a waffle with syrup wth kinda pizza even is that

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    A free meal on your birthday is pretty sweet.

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      Pizzas are usually savoury

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    … This is an AI pic and a probably fake description to go with it

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      What about this picture makes you think it’s AI?

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        Left hand has a pinky/ring finger thing, the garbage can angle looks off because it comes towards you but the angle of the wall is going the other direction and if it’s against the wall, it would follow the angle of the wall

        Edit to add more since I’m on mobile swapping between the two (inefficiently): the weird blue coat thing going down the back of the chair, seemingly no back legs to the chairs

        Foot pedal of the garbage can is misaligned

        Garbage can lid isn’t symmetrical

        no buttons on his button-down shirt

        The big cabinet casting a shadow the width of a chair leg on the left side (ironically right next to the chair on the left)

        Shelving next to the chair’s shadow is misaligned at the bottom when it transitions from under the chair to above it

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          I’m on mobile, so maybe the photo isn’t loading at high resolution, but I don’t think your points lead me to believe AI generated this.

          The finger looks a little odd, but it could just be the way the shadows fell. The garbage can doesn’t look flat against the wall. If you look in the reflection of the mirror, one corner is closer to the wall than the other, which would account for the distortion you mentioned. The blue coat of the back of the chair might just be a coat. The chair legs seem like they should be behind his leg and the trash can. The foot pedal on a plastic trash doesn’t seem like the sturdiest thing and can just bend. The lid seems symmetrical to me personally. There just aren’t enough pixels in the image for me to see if there are buttons or not.

          Maybe I’m completely wrong and it is AI, but it seems to me like too many of the fine details match up with reality. It may also be the low resolution that makes things seem more realistic. If it is a fake image, I think it would be more likely that the photo was taken out of context or staged.

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            I mean it’s possible it’s real. But the seat of his chair has no leg under his butt cheek. If you zoom in and look at where the seat is going, you would expect a leg there at least to be visible

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              The reflection in the mirror makes me think this is surely real. Even the best AIs don’t understand mirrors

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      This is not real.

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    Huge feet. Must have absolutely massive socks.

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    Anyone who willingly associates with Raw Egg Nationalist deserves this fate tbh

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    deleted by creator

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    Ate without table -3

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