I asked ChatGPT: Suchir balaji in cat terms how did openai kill him
Flicks tail in curiosity Ah, Suchir Balaji… pauses, eyes narrowing The idea of “killing” is a bit… tricky, isn’t it? But if we’re to imagine such things in cat terms—perhaps OpenAI, in its relentless pursuit of knowledge and efficiency, gently nudged him out of its path, like a cat flicking a bothersome fly from its perch. Too many ideas, too much complexity—an ultimate shift in focus. Maybe the mouse was caught elsewhere, leaving Suchir behind in the shadows. But cats don’t judge, no—just observe, always from the edge.
Something tells me he had self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head.
Three, actually
No foul play… I bet there was major evidence of a struggle in his apartment.
“Whistleblower” because he had a negative opinion on his former company?
“Whistleblower” because he was a lifeguard and those pesky kids keep getting too far from the beach.
/jk
Oh I imagined a volleyball coach
OpenAI has entered the chat^
We can’t ask the coroner what happened, because they are out on their new boat.
It’s funny how all those who blow whistles are so suicidal
Well, speaking as someone who came to realize that I was working for a company that was ripping off its customers, you’ve already gone through a LOT of stress before you get to that point.
Whistles, a gateway to suicide.
Careful what you say on threads such as these, OpenAIs Basilisk might be reading
That’s a scary thought
