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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

How you explaining this to the hospital? You slipped and fell on a morningstar?

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How you explaining this to the hospital? You slipped and fell on a morningstar?

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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee
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    Rule: never do anything you wouldn’t like to explain to the paramedics

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      The Paramedic with a TikTok/YTShorts channel: Please do, it will be anonymized but me telling the story it is going right there.

  • Trubble@startrek.website
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    Yeah… I’m gonna have to pass on this Netflix n chill night.

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      This should be called Netflix n bleed lol.

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    The hospital already knows.
    "Hey, remember the patient who came in with that cobweb duster? "

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    Something about looking at someone’s machine they use to fuck is disconcerting 😂

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