Phone rings, DJ answers
Intrusive thought calling in: … Hi! … Long time listener, called lots in the past … but I was thinking …
Program gets interrupted and DJ has to take a few hours to gain control of the broadcast again …
Whole studio is constantly dancing the whole time
“Am I
hungryhorny or am I bored?”The answer to all variations is almost always “bored”.
And now, it’s time for 12 straight hours of the same catchy 30 second clip from this song you overheard in the grocery store!
Sentience is hell
tfw you don’t have an internal monologue…
Yeah, I was honestly confused for a good while when I learned the concept of zen.
“Clear your mind.”
“Ok.”
“No, really, clear you mind.”
“I already said ok.”
Ooo if you are actually interested, the tradition of Chan Zen definitely has more to say than that. I see how Soto Zen may be seen that way with its intense focus on meditation. Also Soto Zen is way more known in the west than Chan.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming, these are your earbuds blasting out whatever it takes to stop thinking for even one second.
