This is haram
And it isn’t kosher.
I’d still eat the whole tray and sleep like a baby.
A friend of mine grew near a Catholic monastery which fabricated wafers. The nuns gave the offcuts to the children, and they ate them with Nutella.
The missing “up” there makes me think that your friend is, in fact, a tree near a monastery, and somehow, through the power of friendship, you are able to speak with this tree, and he tells you stories of the olden days when the children would play and the nuns were kind, but firm.
I prefer your version, it’s now the headcanon of my and my friend’s lives.
I really want to write this as a children’s story. If your friend and you want to send stories I’ll do it. Lol
Your friend is a dryad!
I’ve never had those Catholic crackers. Are they any good?
Imagine chewing on a thin slice of Styrofoam.
You’d think they would taste better after they’re magically transformed into Jesus meat.
Turns out that bastard was made of microplastics.
Thats it ^
They’re pretty addictive, but solely because of the texture. Crispy yet melty. The taste is almost non-existent though.
You can buy bags of communion wafer scraps for cheap here. Well, they used to be actual scraps, but nowadays you get full uncut wafer rectangles in the bag so I think they just produce them on purpose.
Nor I, but I’m told they’re about as bland as you can imagine.
They’re almost cardboard-y tasting - I would think it’d be totally not worth it.
More pixels. Less blur.
I’d probably like it. Those wafers are fun. Tasteless, but the texture is the same as those vanilla wafer cookies. With marshmallow fluff, it would actually taste good, too.
You can do it with potato chips too. Mix through some milk chocolate chips and its good, very weird but good.
This one made me chuckle. Great 💩
