• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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    17 days ago

    Is this a parody, or did someone actually brag on twitter about having sex? I honestly can’t tell what’s satire any more.

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      17 days ago

      Could be either way, honestly. He’s a fundie who bragged about remaining a virgin until marriage. He finally got hitched to a former Miss Universe of all people, at age 32 or something.

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      17 days ago

      The other posters replying to you are as bad as the clickbait links they posted. I’m not about to go searching this guys social media, but this image or quote it wasn’t in either link they shared.

      What the fuck is wrong with you posters? Not answering the question and posting a link to a news article that also doesn’t answer the question? Fucking don’t wast my time jesus.

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        17 days ago

        The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you

        No wonder AI will replace us so easily

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          17 days ago

          No, I “demand” that they don’t post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don’t contain that information.

          I will admit I’m being a grouchy ass. Sorry I’m taking my frustration out on you guys.

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        16 days ago

        Omg the logic in this comment is miraculously inconsistent. I’m honestly impressed with the fact that this came into your brain, proceeded to flow out of you into the keyboard, and not once did you stop yourself to think “wait a second, does what I’m saying even make sense?”

        Congratulations. This is probably the dumbest comment I’ve read in months 👍

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    17 days ago

    Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.

    What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.

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    17 days ago

    God was there

    In the corner

    Quietly jerking off

    Then cumming over the two of them

    God is a kinky dude, I like him.

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    17 days ago

    Just keep in mind God doesn’t think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.

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      17 days ago

      He’s definitely okay with oral. Provided you swallow.

      There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.

      – Mark 7:15

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          16 days ago

          He hung out with a bunch of dudes and the main guy’s beard who was clearly just a prostitute he was paying to make the whole thing look legitimate. I mean obviously he’d be into this stuff.

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      17 days ago

      My understanding is that anal and oral are “wrong” in the same way masturbation is, it’s spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.

      But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so…

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      Probably had it a couple of other times since then. Would have to check his posts to be sure. Willing to bet there were maybe a few times where God was not there.

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        I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can’t get off unless someone’s silently judging him in the corner.