Smoke signals and pigeons.

Fuck phones.

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first chad forgot to say ‘over’

Walkie talkies are toys of limited power. What you want is a pair of programmable radios from China, complete with zero day exploits in the software that infect your PC.

And unless you’re using some encrypted digital modes, I can also listen to your conversation, and imagine being a part of it.

Technically, I could do it with phone calls over GSM if the weak A5/1 encryption is used, and I had 1TB of storage for rainbow tables, but that’s fairly illegal.

I’d just like to say

With correct timing “Can I get a 10-9 on that, over.” can be the funniest shit you’ve ever said on the radio.