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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago

I am easy to amuse

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I am easy to amuse

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einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months ago
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    https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

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      ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

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        Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

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          Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

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          Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

          Because it’s funny.

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        When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

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          Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.

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            In a “show your workings” questions it makes sense.

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              There’s no difference between SSA and ASS in that context so it’s pointless to punish a student for that

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        Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock…

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        Fantastic sub format for anime.

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      I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as “Full ASS”.

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        Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

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        For some reason, ASS files cause stuttering on my Jellyfin Server living on a NAS

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      The default libass shaping engine,

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        I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

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    ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

    Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

    It’s even worse than tar.

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      GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.

      It’s also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?

      • Eugene V. Debs' Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        A more complex but more commonly used program is rsync

        rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive is treated differently than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive/ which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive/

        It’s a great tool for making copies onto drives, even servers. But man you have to double check how each folder path is laid out, otherwise it’ll write the files of one folder to the main drive, unorganized.

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          I recommend --dry-run and reading the stdout with human readable output -h. And dont use the --delete flag if you dont know what will happen 😓

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      If they know Regex, assume you are in Sarumans tower and held captive until a hawk comes in.

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        Writing regex is easy.

        Reading it again after a couple of weeks…

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          It’s a write only language

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          Tbh the frequent pain from needing to read it again often happens because it was so hard to write correctly that it misbehaves on some data and you need to adjust it.

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      ffmpeg commands are one of the best use cases for ChatGPT

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      The biggest pain in the ass I’ve dealt with was using a directshow lib to implement flash on a new camera we were supporting for a desktop application. Working with a device graph and pins is beyond frustrating. We’re porting functionality to the Web and my dev working on the camera just needed to call capture image to trigger the flash.

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    Force Feminisation male pregnancy

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      ffmpreg?

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        🫃

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      Im listening

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        https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

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          I was hoping for this gif:

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            lol that’s a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

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    Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

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      This guy doesn’t get the joke, everyone point and laugh!

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
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      You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

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    Pages are fractional now?

    Man, I really gotta get with the times…

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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      “Section”. They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯

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      The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

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    deleted by creator

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    Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?

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