Foreign governments are feasting on the once secure data. I can’t imagine the self inflicted damage America has done to itself. I really can’t imagine what America’s enemies will do with this.
“move fast and break things”
yeah no that’s not what that means
“Infected”
Ars doesn’t let me say what I think should happen to all these DOGE traitors anymore, but man they are the fucking worst in every sense.
Well, when all is said and done, they’re gonna be “loose ends”. Not that that really helps much.
Did he install it himself?
Like. Did download it and deploy it on the wrong computer?
the onion, idc if the community is based on this premisse.
THIS IS CLEARLY SATIRE hahahaahah
How do people still get viruses? Nobody I know has legitimately gotten one in like 10 years