It has a hole, we have to sit on the edge of it.
Who is making this rule?
OP’s parents, presumably.
Op needs to destroy that chair on their heads.
The warden?
No one, this is the only chair available here
Don’t have a 5 gallon bucket?
Maybe a managed neighborhood?
And you can even fertilize your garden when using it!
Yes with nice micropastic!
It took me a while to realize that you meant taking a shit
You can likely find a better chair on garbage day.
Its kind of crazy what people throw away. I have so many random things I was given or found on the side of the road.
I read this as “only chair we can use in the graveyard” and thought you worked for a mortuary service and there were too cheap to get to a decent maintenance stool.
Good idea for a Christmas gift to whoever makes the rules. Gift them a pair of new garden chair, acquire a better spot to sit, and hopefully they’ll get the message.
Throw that shit out. What the fuck.
That’s a stool not a chair.
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