defunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoTIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [contlemmy.worldimagemessage-square98linkfedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down124file-text
arrow-up1272arrow-down1imageTIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [contlemmy.worlddefunct_punk@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square98linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·edit-23 days agome in ancient times desperately trying to attach my Gyro Bell order to a dove at 3am “Stop squirming or I’ll just eat you instead, you little bastard!”
me in ancient times desperately trying to attach my Gyro Bell order to a dove at 3am
“Stop squirming or I’ll just eat you instead, you little bastard!”