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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Highly suspicious if you ask me

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Highly suspicious if you ask me

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Probably ussr though. He wanted stuff like sharing and such, all commie ideas

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      Jesus wanted people to share voluntarily though. Commies want people to share at gunpoint.

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        Half the way towards being a commie is most of the way

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    You can’t have Jesus without sus at the end

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    Not to mention feeding the poor and curing the blind.

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      Destabilized the economy by providing free goods and services of mysterious origin, taking away business from doctors and farmers

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    Not to forget, he confiscated means of transportation.

    Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring him.

    And if any man say unto you, Why do ye this? say ye that the Lord hath need of him; and straightway he will send him hither.

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark 11&version=KJV

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    It was Moses that called for an air drop of food, Jesus just kinda fed people with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish.

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      True, true.

      “Destroyed local economy by flooding the market with an oversupply of free bread and fish”, how does that sound?

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    Man he was the best, a living legend in the field

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      They placed a cross instead of a star on the memorial wall

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    Can we nominate this for thread of the week/year? This is everything I want from the internet. 🛜

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