Hey it’s me, I’m you from the year 2028. The only way out is to take more lsd but we didn’t realize it soon enough and now global warming (we’re calling it that again) has made the necessary ingredients impossible to source. You have to take a lot more acid right now in order to break out.
Godspeed traveler.
Oh shit. Do I listen?
I mean it seems irresponsible not to.
You dont have to be responsible for me. I just have questions, yo.
FWIW, it’s the shrooms that’ve always hidden treasure for me in the hairline-fractures of reality. I’d be more likely to listen to the cracks in the walls than a colossal T-Rex knockoff… especially in 2028. 😶
scans the endless, post-apoc horizon for bawksign 😅
There is no way someone could hallucinate such a boring dystopia.
You dont know the banality of my id
You used a word that has “anal” in it.
Point: me
dude, better boring than exciting
Dude. That table lamp. Something’s fucky about it, don’t you think? I can’t quite put my finger on it.
The rabbits are judging you.
I have pet rabbits and they absolutely were judging me while I was on shrooms
But rabbits are always judgemental little bastards so they can suck itttt.
What a handsome little fella <3
˙ssᴉɯɐ sʞool ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ ƃuᴉǝǝs puɐ ʇuǝɯuoɹᴉʌuǝ ɹnoʎ ƃuᴉuᴉɯɐxǝ ʎq ʎlqɐqoɹd 'ƃuᴉʇɐuᴉɔnllɐɥ ǝɹ,noʎ ɹǝɥʇǝɥʍ llǝʇ ʎllɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ʎluO ˙plnoɔ I ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns ʇou ɯ,I
𝄩 ᴟᗆᗜጠ 𝄩⊣ ⊂ᓀ ⊣ェጠ ᓬᗆ⌐⌐ ϖ⊂⊣ ᔕᴒᗆᓓጠᗜ ⊣O ᔕ⊣ጠᓀ Oᴝ ⊣ェጠ ᴒጠ𝄩⌐𝄩ᴝᘏ
Considering I was born on 2005-07-22 (on Lemmy and in RL), that would be a very good explanation for life.
Born in 2005? Shouldn’t you be in like, middle-
Oh fuckkkkkkkkkk
… Gorgug? 🥹😱
“You shouldn’t have said that. Now, everyone’s laughing at you behind your back. And there’s a spider in your hair.”
Calm down there Satan.
I read that as 24 July 2025 and was impressed you tripped so hard you traveled back in time.
Same! 🤣 I didn’t notice until seeing the comments. But, then again, I’m also currently taking a neighbor’s Blue Dream cultivar for a test drive, so 🤷🏼♂️
Looks fun, enjoy!
Actually, I’d rather YOU convince me it isn’t.
It’s July 23, 2005. You haven’t taken any acid yet.
If you feel like you’re starting to come out of it, bring us back there with you.
Luckily you would have never existed or only exist as some pseudo version of yourself here.
So I may shed my mortal flesh and exist as a shadow being upon the tapestry of the mind of another?
Sure yeah, I’m down
This actually is still a hallucination, but also not. The acid made you realize that there is fundamentally no difference between reality and unreality, and that existence and nonexistence are the same thing. There is no “substance” to the universe, and the acid made you realize this.
Nothing. Your better off.
Have you looked around? Things got fucking weird.
exactly. don’t stop taking drugs kids.
There are a number of reality checks that you can do to check whether you’re awake or (lucid) dreaming. I would suggest that you try some of those.
For example, apparently your hands always look odd in dreams. They might seem fine until you try to focus on them, then suddenly you’ll notice they’re the wrong colour or shape or have the wrong number of fingers.
There are also some other reality checks in that Wiki if you’re feeling bored.
Count the fingers in your head or out loud. They may have the wrong number of fingers, the number may change while you try to count them, the fingers can be deformed and keep on changing when you look at them.
Ah shit, my suspicion was correct - I’m an AI, and a bad one at that. Now I know why the world around me doesn’t feel real.
I don’t have any fingers in my head! Does that mean this is all just a bad trip?
Reverse Turing test?
