Shit! Look, I’m shocking at maths. Help me figure out how to give the man more of my hours.
AsoFiafia
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I can’t do math; I thought this was good. Should I make more days or work more in the ones I already have?
This is the way! Bonus points if you set it up on a timer so that you can have your phone face down when it occurs, saving you from any suspicion.
You’re only working 7 days a week and 18 hours a day? Rookie numbers.
I created an extra day and work 20 hours in each of em. No wonder you pansies can’t afford health insurance.
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zipto
Privacy@programming.dev•Most, if not all car companies collect and profile your data, how can I improve my privacy when buying a modern car?
0·5 days ago“We’ve detected a malfunctioning data transmitter… we meant sensor. To ensure our data mining… we meant your safety, the vehicle will not start until we can properly spy on you… we meant before the issue is corrected. Please tow the vehicle to your nearest mining facility… we meant dealer.”
Don’t be daft. When an American dies their body is rearranged in the physical matrix and their consciousness is respawned elsewhere in the digital matrix. How else do you think that country keeps spawning so many new slaves to their machine?
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Actually I'm not impressed enough to bother starring
3·12 days agoGuys… she’s asking us not to make fun of it. I think we are totally missing the point here.
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•what is the best fruit to leave in a fridge?
9·12 days agoI don’t think you answered the question, even remotely.
I looked them up and they are pretty similar. I want to say that’s not them cause they aren’t exactly what I remember, but it probably is. I was a kid in a foreign land when I saw them, so who knows.
I can’t remember the name of them, but the pen was made of metal. Those never came off!
Permanent marker is just as easy to remove. On virtually any surface all you need is isopropyl alcohol and a cloth/tissue/napkin/etc. I was also thinking of it from the perspective of vandalizing a possibly insane persons property and want to be done as soon as possible.
Blue and white electrical tape would work faster and cleaner. You’re welcome. ☺️
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zipto
Apple@lemmy.world•RIP Liquid Glass: September 15-November 3, 2025
51·14 days agoIt does! It’s different from most of the other iterations of “glass” UI. It’s clean and (mostly) polished. I stated this in a separate comment but I’ll say it here for you, too in case you don’t read my other reply. Everyone in my circle loves it, and one person has trouble reading with it sometimes, but they are in their 70’s and still do like the Liquid Glass. They have enabled the tinting, but aren’t sure if they’re going to keep it that way. This article is kind of misleading, IMO
I think that for people with eyes worse than my own, I can see the problem. The tinted version is definitely needed. But to say it’s horrible and no one likes it is a bit extreme. Everyone in my circle loves it. One person is very happy for the tiny, but they still liked the glass even if they found it difficult to read(this person is also in their 70’s…)
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zipto
Apple@lemmy.world•RIP Liquid Glass: September 15-November 3, 2025
176·14 days agoI like it. 🤷🏻♂️
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zipto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Lemmy is just a censorship platform for the weakEnglish
4·23 days agoLet’s not miss their improper usage of “worst.” Someone is BIG mad.
I love this song! The first two or three times I hear it each year. By the five hundredth time, I’m considering shoving a screwdriver in each ear.


I’m the same way with things, but I do think you handled this poorly. When people do things like this for me, also knowing I’d prefer to keep what I have or fix it if it’s malfunctioning/broken, my response is usually something along the lines of: “Thank you! This will come in handy when I can no longer use the one I have now. I’ll keep this safe until then!”
As someone else pointed out, they probably had a very good reason for getting that for you. When my lady bought me a new cell phone and I said basically what I wrote above, her response was that while she understands my current phone works, it doesn’t always work well, and she’d like to have longer, more meaningful conversations with me while I’m out of town. I asked her what she meant, since I saw no problem with it. She said my current phone didn’t keep a charge very long and the microphone wasn’t great. I learned that she called me less often than she’d like to because she felt like having me repeat myself and having to stop my work to charge the phone while having our talks was a bother to me, so she figured this would fix both of those problems. I swapped the service to the new phone immediately. She was elated, I was happy she was happy, and honestly I have a great phone that lasted two days on a charge for over a year. I also rarely have to repeat myself now, and didn’t realize that I was, in fact, bothered having to repeat myself until I didn’t have to.
Win-win, but you’ll never know if you shut it down.