American here. I work for a company that gives 5 weeks per year. It’s great. I can take a 1-2 week vacation in the summer and various days and weeks off throughout the year. It doesn’t hurt that my boss is great and almost never says no to time off. “Hey, this project is draining. I could really use a week off for mental recovery. It looks like nobody is off next week.” “Go for it.”

It’s possible, fellow Americans. Unions are the way.

Which makes me even more surprised that our felon-in-chief would allow this to happen.

You mean that this is on a billboard that can be climbed? Yeah.

Couldn’t they have at least made it Diet Pepsi?

In my best Arnold impersonation: “You named your cat Julius!”

Wow, I could not have imagined that gluten free would be so accurate. It’s a great representation of how it’s missing something major, but I guess it’s still bread.

I have one of those. Banging on crap at 11pm, revving his Harley at 5am, has a rooster. Fun times.

My favorite rock has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.

Growing up is overrated. This is gold.

Yes

I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.

Through the magic of buying two of them, you have someone who agrees that it should be on the list.

The release of “1985” by Bowling for Soup was closer to actual 1985 than we are to its release.

What a coincidence, a game friend was just talking about receiving some high end perfume as a gift from her son and she was disappointed that it smelled like soap.

Can I get an extra box for “Doctor Who should never be written with Doctor abbreviated?”

If you like malapropisms, you’ll love Martha Plimpton’s character in Raising Hope, Virginia. Procrasturbate and vaginacologist are a couple favorites.

Bonus: her middle name is Slims. Virginia Slims Chance

My first thought: “Princess Diana was a real person.”

Derp

Holy motherforking shirtballs… someone stole my post idea!

I found the Butt-ler!

DON’T TELL ME MY BUSINESS, DEVIL WOMAN! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, THIS ONE’S OUT OF CONTROL!