Take one or two of the traffic lanes to cover it. They have enough.

I can go faster than that on the clapped out bike I bought when I was still in school. And I’m 45.

In the UK e-Bikes are limited to 15mph (in that the motor cuts out above that, so you can pedal faster if you want), and frankly that’s fast enough. Plenty of idiots can’t handle even that, and of course they don’t use helmets either because fuck having your brain inside your skull, right?

It also depends on your definition of e-Bike, because I’ve also seen it applied to what are basically motorbikes with an electric engine. I think that sort of thing should require a license and test to be allowed to ride in public.

The state of traffic already does that…

And then falling out over it anyway.

Ah, but if you run out of space in your backup, you might think “I’ll just delete some of those photos from my backup”.

And then you go back to your device to find it’s deleted them there too!

Do something you love as a job, and you’ll have one less thing that you love.

I fucking hate those sites. As far as I’m concerned if you can’t even browse without making an account, it shouldn’t show up in search engines.

You’d have people saying they like the lead and deliberately putting more of it in. Pussy-ass liberals trying to take their god given lead away…

It seems like they’d be fairly inert. Although that’s certainly no guarantee that they’re not really bad for you. Much like inert gas, the danger could well be them replacing or getting in the way of something else.

Are you racist? Are you misogynistic? If not can you pretend to be?

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Texas is America’s America.

I had to be invited.

I know somebody who got his first name on Xbox Live. And he didn’t even make an account until he got a 360.

Christopher Lee.

Saruman, Count Dooku, Sherlock, Rasputin and a whole army of Draculas.

I just can’t reconcile the guy that has to be told to tone it down a bit by Darth Vader, to the pussy he becomes in that show.

And even that is a masterpiece compared to the Obi Wan series…

How dare you slight the cohesion and vision of the Whatever Sony Has The Rights To Cinematic Universe?

They don’t half nip your plums though

Yeah, but I have to stick my face right up close and slowly move it away to do so.

Phone/tablet screens work best for it.

His old one was very similar, but a darker colour so we called him The Fall Guy.

Or rather the few of us in the office old enough to remember that show did.

So do a lot of other governments, to be fair. It’s one of those industries that employs a lot of people, and it’s always bad press to close it when a bit of money could have kept it. Certainly cheaper than putting thousands of people on benefits.

Plus there’s subsidies for domestic sales as well. The UK at least had a grant for plug in cars that they ended a few years ago, presumably just to get the infrastructure up and running.

But then the new vehicle price is neither here nor there in the long term, since most people drive used vehicles anyway. What matters is how many vehicles trickle down to the masses, and whether wear on the battery is a concern. Some of the early smaller models didn’t have great batteries to start with, but as a daily driver to the shops and work it’d probably be fine. For some reason the conversation always drifts over to “but what about that one time you drove across the state” or “remember that time you transported a fridge”, as if that’s something people can’t work around for the once a year they do it.