Russia: Yeaahhhhhh, we’re gonna go ahead and need to take Belgium and the Netherlands this weekend to counter NATO’s imperialist designs.
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World News@lemmy.world•Europe thinks the unthinkable: Retaliating against RussiaEnglish
622·2 days agoIt seems that Europe hasn’t forgotten that appeasement does not work.
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Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•World map with countries real sizes
9·2 days agoImagine my disappointment flying over Kansas and finding out it’s not really pink.
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World News@lemmy.world•3 arrested in Hong Kong, as a high-rise fire leaves at least 36 dead and 279 reported missingEnglish
19·4 days agoEverything about this sounds atrocious.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do I always have "dreams" that give me anxiety (aka: nightmares)? Why do I never just get to re-live my happy memories in my dreams? Wtf brain?!? This is outrageous! It's unfair!
14·5 days agoHas anyone else had that dream where a friend is explaining some sort of obscure trumpet offshoot with a tremolo key and a ridiculously intricate tuning compensator valve, and then he’s holding one except it’s basically a very small trombone with a weird apparatus off to one side, and then he plays it and the overtones are so incredibly rich that a single note almost sounds like a chord?
No?
Just me?
Okay.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netto
World News@lemmy.world•Facing a lack of Russian recruits, Moscow turns to deception, blackmail and bribery to sign up foreigners for its war in Ukraine | CNNEnglish
18·5 days ago…huh. It almost seems like war is bad.
Schrödinger’s cat.
No, wait…
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netto
World News@lemmy.world•The Auto Industry Was Warned: Battery Recycling Was Poisoning PeopleEnglish
2·5 days agopeople who just want to see the world burn.
It stands to reason that if set on fire, their entire world will be, in fact, burning.
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World News@lemmy.world•In a meeting with Putin, Russian billionaire Vladimir Potanin admits trouble as Russia’s war-torn economy suffers due to sanctionsEnglish
10·6 days agoHe can end it as fast as the troops can march home.
That’s it! Thanks for the assist lol.
I got a solid few years of leaded gas fumes in me when I was born. I’m fine!
Tap for spoiler
No, no I am not.
I recall a few AVIs from the long ago that VLC would throw an error on, something about a format error, and it gave the option to try converting it or try playing as-is. Attempting to convert took forever, and playback was mostly fine, though IIRC you couldn’t scrub through the file.
just pull the cord to remove things from outlets.
For those playing along at home: please do not do this.
Keeps me on my toes.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Put it to the right next time, I dare you
3·7 days agoI actually started with 10 initially. But it was bugging me so I went and overlaid a clock onto the face buttons. 11 and 5 are bang-on, the other two are closer to 2:30 and 7:30 lol.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Put it to the right next time, I dare you
16·7 days agoHow about a regular boomerang?














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