I cannot articulate how perfect this synopsis is.

I paid dearly for mine. Compound interest is a bitch.

The backfire effect, as presented by The Oatmeal:

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe

A similar situation is happening with the Colorado River:

https://youtu.be/d3Lt58tTYFk

If you have MACs on your LAN, that’s your problem.

Why does it have three…? You know what, never mind.

The police do not care about porch pirates.

If perfect poop is ¥5000, how about ¥2500 for subpar poop? I can donate regularly.

Wait, the OP pic isn’t that???

Unexpected Shadow Hearts mention in the wild.

Nice.

faint echoes of “I heard that!” in the distance

Thanks. Just imagine if someone had dropped their phone on the train.

mechanically pre-digested

I can’t speak for your anatomy, but my digestion process doesn’t add milk and butter.

Mordor, probably.

Username checks out.

Thanks for this!

It depends on how far north you are and whether you believe central Jersey exists.

The lower left map was clearly drawn by someone who thinks they’re New York, for example. It’s understandable that they don’t want Toms River, so they pawn it off as south Jersey. But actual south Jersey doesn’t want it either. Toms River basically proves that central Jersey exists.