You are no longer in need of aid if you are dead.

You are not cold, hungry, or sick if you are dead.

Death, the greatest aid of all.

Am I reading that correctly? The dog was a stray for 10 years. That pup has seen some shit.

“If you kill another 30,000 people we will be super mad and have some really big feelings about it.”

Just for shits and giggles, Germany should invade Kaliningrad Oblast to help save the German-speaking population that was so ruthlessly cut off from Germany after the end of WWII. They could change the name back to Königsberg and then give it to Poland as a gift for that whole Lebensraum thing and you know the other stuff that my crazy racist neighbor Mike says is fake history.

Then Poland in a show of friendship and solidarity could gift it to Lithuania and they could go back to calling it Lithuania Minor. I think this is a solid plan that benefits the oppressed German speakers and re-unifies this long-lost region to its ancestral homelands. Also, throw something in there about stopping nazi governments and child trafficking just to be safe.

“You picked the wrong sea to swim in hue man”

They could make the Palestinians wear yellow crescent moons with a little star next to them so they know who is who and can deradicalize them faster.

They can set up their deradicalization camps. In these camps, they can teach the Palestinian new skills and give them jobs. They can even have some sort of slogan that they could put above the entrance to the main camp. Something like “Work Will Set You Free.”

Of course, they are. Why wouldn’t they? It’s not like the Palestinians are human.

This world is fucking circus world.

Hold that line old son, hold that line. Even in the face of atrocities and violence hold that line.

Netanyahu said it best when he called Palestinian children “children of darkness.” yes sir, he spoke the truth when he said, “There are no innocent civilians in Gaza.” Like Arieh King said they are “subhuman.” but I think Yoav Gallant said it best when he called Palestinians “human animals.”

You are right though, we must call out hate whenever we see it or we run the risk of normalizing it. No one, not even my enemy deserves to be dehumanized. Even when they do inhuman things because hate is a contagious, addictive, and insidious affliction that must be stamped out through love and compassion.

But would that be the final solution or just some stop gap?

Look, maybe they could gather all the Palestinians together and “weed” out Hamas. Then they could load the Palestinians not affiliated with Hamas on trains and ship them to camps someplace far away from the fighting, like Poland, where they could be safe. That’s a solution maybe not the final solution but hey I am just spitballing here, I am not a politician.

We sent the body in the mail. No one told you? Da, we mailed him yesterday. I bet it was the new guy, he always forgets things. Anyhow 6 to 8 business days I will give you the tracking number.

I am sure that if the Israeli government gets together they can come up with a solution to the Hamas problem. They can have a conference somewhere, I hear the Wannsee district of Berlin is nice this time of year.