My cards are in my phone.

I always use a case and I never spend £1k on a phone. More like £300

DDG uses Bing. What did you expect?

No-one can ever make any use cases though. I can write my own emails really easily

The bit you’ve missed off your strange list is being someone a woman would want to be around. Incel fits perfectly because they think they should just get women with no effort whatsoever.

No they were not. I’m in my late 40s thongs have always been skimpy underwear

Success = falsifying emissions tests.