I would say you have no idea how weird it is having people act like you’re famous just because you have a large meme collection but I’m fairly sure I’ve told you and why you said that, you ass

Good because I have a video of you watching The Joe Rogan podcast and verbally agreeing after sustained laughter. You will pay me $416 immediately. No that number isn’t specific for any reason. Send soon or I send the video to your family and post to /c/holup. My linktree and Kofi is in my bio. Chop chop.

And that he did.

And do you know what? In payment for that, I’ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

with Republicans in the states forcing things like they are (the latest being 10 years of not making any Ai legislation in the shitty new big Trump bill), we’re all pretty fucked.

None of you people are funny and I hate you

Your description sounds like you’re a parent and she’s a child.

There are so many jokes about me being the dad in the relationship. “Thanks Dad” and stuff. It was funny at first and can be still but often it just feels… yeah. Like that.

I definitely need to have a conversation but that one isn’t it. She’s got one more chance. I’ve got to figure out how to do it. I don’t want to live with another stranger but I also don’t want to be in the position I am in now, messaging people I haven’t talked to in YEARS begging to borrow $20.

I try my best <3

I love her but yeah… I don’t know how much longer I can do this.

Oh she does. We both do. So like I understand it to an extent but it’s still killing me.

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

That’s about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

I’m rooting for an anyerusm.

By god! You’ve done it!

Zero so far. Am sad.

Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

Yeah exactly. Going to a movie shouldn’t need to be something that is budgeted into place.

As for homeless meaning being on the street… yeah. Probably. I’m waiting for a few phone calls at the moment but things aren’t looking good. Also doing some other stuff on the side. Posted the memes and answering comments in between so my heart doesn’t explode from the stress. My watch has been freaking out about a high BPM for a while now. And I’m frustrated because this was fucking avoidable if someone did the thing I said to do repeatedly. But they didn’t and here we are.

Or are you asking to be able to afford to pay for a movie ticket at an overpriced cinema?

Yes.

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A man sprinting atop an exploding zeppelin from, I believe, Battlefield 1.

Assuming that’s a site for free streaming of movies but sometimes I just want to go to a theater and relax. I mean, granted, I probably should have made the title “I just want to afford rent” considering I’m going to be homeless tomorrow but I didn’t think that’d be as funny.