Odd way to defend taco, but ok.

I’m sold

Just like our presidents!

Oh, leaving the house? Yeah sorry i don’t put pants on anymore. Good call.

That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

Can you put a bag of ice in this for simple ac?

You’re not a true lemmy unless you own The Rug

Has this been peer reviewed by a spicy autocorrect yet?

Do other people get it wrong when you don’t speak? Is that how it works?
So far everytime you you open your mouth you’re wrong, so i I’m curious what ‘significantly’ means to you.

How do you not get exhausted from being so incredibly wrong all the time?

I would love to know the actual story behind this picture. It probably is something logical, but we have zero context to understand what it could be.

Dudes got fuck you money and fuck you facial hair

/ throws popcorn at the ground

THESE ARE MY BOOBS THESE ARE MY GUNS
THESE ARE BOOBS AND THESE ARE FOR FUN

But why would this man do this?

That makes it much better

I’ll eat my hat if they sell three of them by Christmas!

It’s a lot better than ml

My gripe about this one is that they’re going to release an oled version in a year or two. As if they didn’t have that advanced technology when this was released.

That’s my little rant. Thank you for watching.

Yeah this is true for probably most commission and metric based companies. I use to work for a large cable company and the last week of the month was always a free for all to get those metrics up at the last minute.

Late fees, not anymore. Charged for something extra? No sir. Prorated chargees? Haha not for those five stars, baby.