Yeah that would be fucking wild. I’m glad i cant even really imagine what that would be like.

The pure carnivores have a way to poop healthy?

So it’s possible!

No but see youre responsible for all the actions of people who want to kill you.

Cricket powder is good fucking sports nutrition, tho

Okay but this is about americans killing *american kids, so gaza and ukraine seem terrible; they’re so far away!

Driveways are a great idea though. I hadnt considered that. You mightve just cracjed this whole thing wide open. Like…

Yes im coming out against dick rockets here.

It’s kind og funnier if you don’t get it.

Not in any of the ways that matter.

Thanks for murdering a perfectly good bit.

No, im pretty sure political power is kept in barrels, and we take it out when we need to use it. Because it comes from there.

Oh shit, maybe we don’t just store it there, but we make it there? Like whiskey?

Old saying from… Korea, i wanna say? Maybe mongolia?

I don’t remember exactly, but damn i wonder if its tasty, like whiskey.

No, honey, it’s 2025.

I don’t know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn’t change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

This is definitely marketing driven.

The only ethical way out is to make the cops pay for a bullet.

Nah, left out the gross eugenics stuff.

Which every high level corpo is very into.

There’s a way to avoid this.

Yeah but that’s not what it does.

The only ‘delivery guy’ i ever met who got paid even close to six figures (and that doesn’t include operation+maintenance) spoke like a million languages, had advice for how much to bribe border guards in various countries and currencies, most of which no longer exist, and may have had ties to the state department.

And i feel like thats not the kind of delivery guy amazon is trying to replace with these.

If i cant leave my apartment, i cant let the delivery guy in.

Or i can ask a friend whos gonna be by to grab me something.