I had a history teacher in highschool who refused to acknowledge the existance of new jersey. He was from New York though so maybe that had something to do with it

…wait a minute, I thought they did harps!

This has been my life for the last 3 months. Gonna hit the 200 application mark soon; surely it’ll change then!

I’ve got similarly large feet and instead of saying “let me grab my shoes” I often say “let me grab my canoes”. Always kills if you weave “canoes” in as a replacement for “shoes” with a straight face

Pro tip: if all your friends are online and you never show them what you look like, they can never compliment you nor not compliment you. Its a win win!

My school taught cooking but only 5 students per year could take it because of limited equipment. Suffice it to say, I was not taught cooking

I have come across a shockingly large amount of people who not only have a hyphenated last name but also have a hypenated first name! Dealing with every new computer system is like a new adventure

WFH energy

What day of the week will these be posted?

How did i never think of that

Will they also help during a zombie apocalypse? Asking for a friend…