Food.

My dog of 14 years passed away in April, and i haven’t really mourned him like i should. I keep having a recurring dream where he’s alive, and I’m mad at everyone who said he was dead. I wasn’t there in the end, life circumstances made me send him to my “parents” house, where he passed peacefully of natural causes.

I also have nightmares that feature my sperm-donor more often than I’d like.

Edit: I believe dreams are a window into the subconscious, but they aren’t exactly reliable or “meaningful”, other than a “huh, that was weird…”.

Had my door taken off for playing my music too loud… Translation: We can’t yell across the house for you to “come here”.

Yes! I had the candy bar version, the Slvr.

It scratched that cyberpunk itch.

Just blocking you and moving on.

I can finally get rid of my Mega Bloks Enterprise D.

I could sometimes use real Legos with it, but quality control doesn’t/ didn’t seem to be a priority for Mega Bloks…

A page of text, two “your computer is compromised” fake security alerts, and not a single image of the pencil-tree…

I graduated high school in 03, a few months/years into the “no child left behind” bullshit. The last week of school, meathead asks, out loud, “why do people read”.

Almost ten years later and that dude has never had a job longer than three months. This. This is why people read…

Edit: i had a friend in highschool who passed away a few years ago, so I only know his employment status from highschool, up to the funeral. Deleted Facebook soon after

I remember when the Nintendo color was orange. I may just be thinking of the light gun that came with it…

Just turned 40 and have a Giggle Scape Purple Hippo next to me right now.

It’s a perfectly cromulent assumption…

This reads like a little kid/middle schooler that discovered the thesaurus function…

My parents taught me that asking for help meant you are a failure. Does Lemmy have a “raised by narcissists” sub yet?

When cirque came to Dallas a few years ago, it was a little person with one (big)* balloon! Most fun I’ve had at a show!

Edit: My memory failed me, but here’s a photo from one of the shows: Corteo

This is the way to do it

I blocked my lg from the Wi-Fi after i got a “Kobe Bryant memorial” ad, while playing on my switch… TF?!

I remember the driver being female, and i want to say it was her mother in the passenger seat that was hit. Yeah, i stopped using digg or whatever it was for a while after that…

At the start of my freshman year, they hadn’t finished building the “new” gym, which was to be used for the gym classes, so the cheerleaders could practice in the old, big gym.

So the cheerleaders practice on one side of the old gym, and a bunch of horny teen idiots on the other. Dear God the shit they would say, unapologetic and just the worst; “i can see your pu$$y! Bitch just did the splits and left a hickey on the floor!”

Beyond “Hur dur”, this was straight up verbal assault. A few days after the worst of these comments, we were told to go to a portable classroom where we learned health crap out of a book, then i went up four flights of stairs to the actual health class.

No idea where the hell i was going with that, other than it seemed to be a way to tire us out, until the comments landed us in class, then it seemed just a way to keep us occupied until the gym teacher could follow her true, Lesbian Passion ®, girls volleyball coach.

Yes, same way i say i need a “Kleenex” to open the door to the “Porta potty” so i don’t have to shit in the “dumpster”.

I’d’ve been married, a long time ago…

Good.