Use the force, Picard! ~ Gandalf

Ugh, I’ve always hated the lyric free versions of songs that played in the JC Penny (?) clothing section my mother used to drag me to.

The only problem I have with old songs, I work retail. The Muzak system (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzak) repeats the same songs multiple times a day.

He is asking people for help

Pull yourself up by them bootstraps, snowflake.

Lightning should have struck the house…

This is correct. Technology Connections did a video on this…

Edit: Yup. @Mike_The_TV@lemmy.world posted it: https://lemmy.world/comment/20717994

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

The scene from ds9 where Dax keeps throwing troubles out the opening makes that scene even funnier. If given the opportunity, I’d chunk Tribbles at the Shat…

There’s a slow, steady source of water being pumped into those towers, so the water level fluctuates through the day. They use gravity to get high pressure from your tap, but I’m the world of liquid cooling, you gotta go fast!

You’re not far off. The majority of my sperm donors siblings didn’t finish high school, and are so deep in the MAGA trash, it’s embarrassing to call them relatives…

Everything Obama said was legal because… Gestures to the photo

This reminds me of a Photoshop glass tutorial from 2001

Subnautica has some super chill music. Until you meet a leviathan, or you crash your sub…

Especially the users. How likely is it that removing the AI integration would be easy or painless. Speaking from someone who had a third of a website cancelled due to database issues (never fucking work for, or on behalf of, fruit of the loom. Shit for brains, the lot of em.), you can’t just start ripping out code.

Don’t look at beef prices… I’ve eaten more pork in the last week than all of last year.

He did just have a scan. Of course it showed him to be in perfect health, which we can all plainly see… /S

These two reasons are why I love my old laptop.

Can’t ssh? KVM is already built in, and i don’t have to hunt for my damn micro HDMI adapter.

Power goes out? UPS is already built in. Schedule a safe shutdown when/if battery runs down.

Yup. Got two days off, and I’m going Linux. If i can actually replace windows for what I need, then it looks like i just freed up some space on my nvme.

“No homo”

Oh honey…

A phone with wireless charging is a bit niche, but if only all my little devices had wireless charging; earbuds, vape, tablet, controller, remote, etc. I’d set a charging mat in the middle of the coffee table and have all my devices just be charged and ready to go. Now it’s just a mess of wires, with the only thing I keep glued to my hand featuring wireless charging!?