who the heck are you to question my snark? this is the internet, and i reserve the right to remind people that they’re capable of asking questions they could answer themselves. and smooth move with the ‘akshually’ lol

remember google?

https://www.sciencefocus.com/comment/brain-myth-25-development

please don’t tell him 'til i’m done offloading all these hats

it’s not. that whole idea is false.

amen.

about 24 loonies if you know what a Canadian dollar coin looks like.

otherwise, it’s about 18 us dollar coins.

“When I’m all nerves, I do nothing.”

i ran the numbers, and i was surprised to find that $20K would get you about 5 gold coins.

please butter it up first. we’ve had too many dry dicks in the salad already

i wish to join your slaw denomination

i don’t think she’ll do that, and i base my assumption solely upon the fact that she hasn’t done a fucking notable thing since losing.

Come to think of it, NOBODY is doing anything… makes you wonder if the clowns really represent you.

<shudders in Canada>

it’s unfortunate that the guy in charge is buddies with the rockets guy. at least he’s still stuck on his spruce moose

i know right lol

<twitch>

for sure. but you have to somehow convince the head van pire to cook you sausages on the stove.

“okay, i’m gonna need about five min- oh!”

don’t be silly now

i think it’s called ‘phalladolia’

tagged sarcasm is akin to /joke

or lolololol

or hahahahah

JUST FUCKING OWN YOUR WIT

thanks for teaching me a new word!

that said, i think that some of us forget what it was like to go to school - especially how fucking boring i was. any phrase that would get a rise… in my school, it was one dude yelling “BIG BOOTY HOES” and then everyone who heard it would yell 'UP WIT IT"

good times.