I’m a little offended you made me relate to him.
Also seeing the table next to you get their food even though you arrived first and ordered before them.
So you don’t want to be a Karen and you wait patiently another 15 minutes. You finally break and ask the waiter. They come back to you saying that the order was somehow lost and that it’ll take them 30m to make it. The night is ruined.
More hilariously you could be like my mate. When ordering on an app first started I was on a dad’s day out with one of my friends and both of our sons.
I ordered on the app whilst my mate went to the bar to order. He flipped his shit when my food got there first. He’s the embodiment of a male Karen and it’s embarrassing.
I know making it do that is just a marketing trick that they do on purpose
But it WORKS.
I get ahead of it by just ordering the fajitas before anyone else has a chance to
Y’all be staring. They be eating green peppers and overcooked meat. I’ll be chillin in the back with chorizo, cilantro, and lime. And tequila that doesn’t come with half a bag of sugar.
That’s exactly why I wouldn’t order one of these. I don’t want everyone looking over to me as I get my food
But you are a temporary god. They look on in awe
The last time I was a temporary god didn’t end well. There’s a lot of damage you can do in 1:36 minutes. So many dead babies…
Found Anakin’s alt.
Guessing you don’t celebrate your birthday at nightclubs. (Piped)
That burger looks good, I should have ordered that. I really should have ordered the burger. Give me your burger…
But OP, I’m sure you’re not a giant piece of shit who deserves to be eaten alive by fire ants, so how can this be you IRL?
That face of unpreparedness resonates.
What they looking at? Looks like in the movies when there’s a surprise witness the bad guys weren’t expecting but the god guys found and convinced just in the Nick of time.
Someone brought in straight frogs.
Maybe the moment they realized the lawyer had given all of Alex Jones’ private messages to the other lawyer.
