• Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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    9 months ago

    Came here looking for someone to have quoted this. I quote it to bigots all the time and it straight pisses them off.

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        9 months ago

        Good use for it! My best friend is a former Baptist preacher who still occasionally preaches at different churches, and he likes to use it whenever that comes up.

        Mind if I ask if it was a religious ceremony?

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          9 months ago

          Not really, but both grooms gave me a verse to read and they pretty much gave me carte blanche for the rest of the ceremony.

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            9 months ago

            I love the idea of an officiant with total free reign. “You may now kiss… The grooms mother on the cheek. … Just playing, y’all. They gonna dance. Dance, boys!”