The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to ‘tittsburgh’. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said ‘YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE’
A ‘Freudian slip’ is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
The other day I was talking to my friend about Freudian slips. he had mentioned how he had just had one that day and when buying tickets said he wanted tickets to ‘tittsburgh’. It made me laugh and reminded me of one I had had that morning. I had meant to ask my wife to pass the salt but instead I said ‘YOU CHEATING WHORE YOU RUINED MY LIFE’
So you passed the salt