I don’t understand how people think that toilet seats are so dangerous that they can’t possibly touch them, but also somehow a thin layer of toilet paper is sufficient protection.
tch tch tch, that’s why you do two layers.
As someone who has to clean public restrooms, if you don’t flush your little toilet paper fort, I will find you. I will make sure you never shit peacefully again.
This is so unnecessary. Sitting on the seat is nowhere near as bad as leaning back which I caught my so doing. She’s really smart but it didn’t occur to her that she’s covering her back with other people’s piss droplets and sharticles.
I do it ninja warrior spider climb style and just hold my body above the toilet by planting my hands and feet against the walls of the stall. Saves time and builds strength.
Someone Photoshop in the poop
? It’s already there
Impressive.
Nah, take the lid off the tank, your feet on the seat, and leave an upper decker.
I was an idiot . Now I’m enlightened.
After drying it with towels if it’s wet, you can place the end of your jeans on the rim of a toilet seat and not touch it at all. Many public places skrew out seats completely, sometimes lack paper, so it’s the only way.
I’m gonna need a picture
You are welcome.
Yeah so that only covers part of the legs. The upper thighs and ass are still in contact on the sides.
Maybe our asses are built different? My is thin and doesn’t touch sides plus I don’t sit too deep - just enough to drop some bombs, so the jeans belt on Pic.1 is on my balls. There’s also an additional breathing room - you can sit not at a perfect parallel to the floor and bring your ass a little higher by bending knees more and leaning forward.
Yeah but what about when you shot and pee at the same time? That won’t work. Also my ass is thin but maybe our toilets are just a bit narrower. I would not know.
shot and pee
Now I’m intrigued how narrow the texan toilets are!
I may get the ruler the next time to contribute to our research.
I usually don’t do it at the same time, but being a man let’s me put my dick down the way it’s pushed behind by the belt zone and looks at 5-4 hours to what the picture shows, so no touching the surface with the most sensitive area too. Women are screwed tho, they need way more space.
Well everything is bigger in Texas as they say
