IIRC, they originally made Fallout because they couldn’t use the Wasteland IP. Which is hilarious.

Do you think traffic speeds aren’t enforced? Just because they can’t do it effectively because they don’t have the resources or man power doesn’t mean they don’t try.

Easy solution: Make NV2, but call it something else. Like “Wasteland: Viva Las Vegas 3D.”

I’d probably like it. Those wafers are fun. Tasteless, but the texture is the same as those vanilla wafer cookies. With marshmallow fluff, it would actually taste good, too.

When I was in elementary or junior high, we were asked to write an essay on what we thought the world would be like in 2025.

Not one single person thought the Nazis would return, let alone be Americans.

I haven’t had any friends that are actually in my life since 2009.

I’d prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That’s what the bucket is for.

Back in the day, every single video game used to have a little note on the box, in the manual or even on screen when starting it up that you should stop playing every 15 to 20 minutes to walk around and look at something other than a screen.

Haven’t seen that warning in multiple decades now. And I doubt it was ever shown on office software.

For a single file, I just use Bluetooth. For a lot of files, or a really big file, I plug my phone into the PC and set it to storage device.

Momentum. The reason you don’t fly the fuck off to who knows where when you jump, is because you’re also moving at the same speed the Earth is.

Banishment has always been a thing.

12 to 14 hours, or so. That’s how I found out about hypoglycemia. Played paintball all day, started feeling sick and was throwing up and passing out walking home, someone called an ambulance and after they checked me out they said I just needed to eat. 🤣

I’ve never had any real power.

If you mean electricity: 3 days. Was having to buy bags of ice to keep my fridge cold because it was cheaper than having to replace all the food that would have spoiled if I hadn’t. At least it was in a time where smartphones existed and I can charge it from my car, otherwise I would have been bored as fuck.

“You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of.”

Derek Smart: “Ah, but you have heard of me.”

I also blame Disney for my tastes…

Oooh. What song? The only thing I have in my list from Bright Eyes is At The Very Bottom of Everything.

“Sorry for the inconvenience”

Is that their font or are they just typing that out in emojis?

If these are emojis, I need the i.

Edit: Holy shit. Idk why only like 5 of those blue letters show up in the emoji table on my phone or PC. They have the whole damn alphabet! 😞

So… They saw her bumper sticker and thought “you can’t tell me what to do” and proceeded to be a bunch of cunts?

And we gon [sic] make you lose your mind