If there isn’t a minor league baseball team in Pennsylvania called the Squonks, someone needs to get on that right away.

Aww it’s kind of cute

Finally, my spirit animal.

There’s a lot of fun cryptids in that region. Apart from the Pennsylvania White Bigfoot, there’s the snallygaster and the dewayo. I think the former is because there’s a lot of herons in the area, and the latter is your standard “omg a weird bear” cryptid.

poor guy

me too, bud

Poor guy just trying to live his life.

“Have you ever seen a squonks tears? Well, look at mine.”

Let’s go throw pebbles at it