Next time on AMC’s The Walking Lichen

I’m in my 40s, and I’ve found that fast food quality varies up and down from year to year and location to location.

Minstrel cycle

You’re going to jail

Hey ketchup is free practically everywhere

When I grew up in the 80s I had a bike when I was 7, my best friend was 8 and also had a bike, and we just cruised around town all day together having adventures and avoiding the cigarette smoking 9 year olds who had bigger bikes.

You mean that, try as you might, you just can’t accept any new information into your worldview?

Should have run Tulsi Gabbard.

I’m sure the response would have been identical though, given this is about sex and not Kamala Harris’s appeal as a candidate.

Resistance is futile

Yes. We cis men know nothing of criticizing our friends, and need instruction in this.

It was a minor skull split

Do you have evidence of this mass banning wave you’re referring to?

Any day now, Elon Musk’s X, formerly Twitter, will go down in flames. This will prove once and for all that Elon Musk is worthy of derision!

Planting one’s feet vertically is a skill that takes a while to develop.

Drive slowly on snow. 90% of driving works just fine so long as you go slow. And that doesn’t mean 35 in a 40 zone. That means 10 in a 40 zone.

Drive super fucking slow on snow, and you’ll be fine.

People who come from warmer climates to snow always fuck this up, and it’s so simple. I think there’s a pride thing involved. So just get over your “I can do this” pride, and drive ultra slow.

At least at first. You can speed up a little once you get a sense of what makes the car slide, but to start with just go ultra ultra slow.

About six to twelve more months then people will call it X

• freaky flotsam
• oceanic oddity
• vermicelli tentacles
• longer than dog

They live

Did Trump “target” entities for cancellation during his first presidency?

Does your head make an internal click sound when you swallow?

It’s enhanced