I become a pro athlete when I’m blackout drunk apparently, run like lightning as long as nothing is in the way like a small fence or rather large glowing sign.
Lol I once beelined home from the bar, about 2 miles, through backyards, over fences, up a large hill, my more sane friends took a taxi home, were drinking in the kitchen, and I came in the back door covered in leaves and dirt and torn clothes. They were pretty surprised with my off-road route
If you dont wakeup with a bunch of random unexplained injuries, did you even get blackout drunk?
I once woke up with a giant blister over the top of ny entire foot, turns out after finishing off a bottle of tequila and eating both worms by myself, because “everyone was fucking bitches” direct quote, I apparently got cold and tho7gh the middle of the fire is hot, I’ll stand there, 5 times I attempted it, out smarting a bunch of peole way less drunk than I was, until they could get my missus at the time to come get me and take me home.
Shoutout to the people who get blackout drunk all the time and have never been arrested!
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That used to be me a long time ago. I’d just end up tanking World of Warcraft raids while blackout drunk though
Not gonna catch me
I become a pro athlete when I’m blackout drunk apparently, run like lightning as long as nothing is in the way like a small fence or rather large glowing sign.
Lol I once beelined home from the bar, about 2 miles, through backyards, over fences, up a large hill, my more sane friends took a taxi home, were drinking in the kitchen, and I came in the back door covered in leaves and dirt and torn clothes. They were pretty surprised with my off-road route
Blackout skills are just… Something else
If you dont wakeup with a bunch of random unexplained injuries, did you even get blackout drunk?
I once woke up with a giant blister over the top of ny entire foot, turns out after finishing off a bottle of tequila and eating both worms by myself, because “everyone was fucking bitches” direct quote, I apparently got cold and tho7gh the middle of the fire is hot, I’ll stand there, 5 times I attempted it, out smarting a bunch of peole way less drunk than I was, until they could get my missus at the time to come get me and take me home.