BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 6 months agoSovcit needs some help.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down11
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minus-squareOphioparma@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-26 months agoI declare ownership of this car! … That’s how it works, right?
minus-squarer4venw@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoMaybe you should pee on it for good measure?
minus-squareOphioparma@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoLet’s lick it first, then piss on it to prevent counter-licking.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoWhy not just walk into a dealership and help yourself to a set of keys and drive off, because you say so?
I declare ownership of this car!
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That’s how it works, right?
Maybe you should pee on it for good measure?
Let’s lick it first, then piss on it to prevent counter-licking.
Why not just walk into a dealership and help yourself to a set of keys and drive off, because you say so?