TLDR: The purpose and function of the satellites is unknown, but they’re being deployed suspiciously close to US surveillance satellites.
*known surveillance satellites
It’s a good thing the US has equipped every satellite with a concealed carry weapon /s
Because of you I imagined a satellite with a small, dedicated hydraulic arm holding a glock.
How close though?
Some of them pass within “a few dozen kilometers”, while others are at “a large distance” but are in orbits that could be quickly changed to put them closer.
Soylent news?
IS PEOPLE
Lol why didn’t you just link the actual article?
time to destroy russia
Time to liberate the Russians from themselves.
Maybe get some of that oil. Yaknow, freedom it up.
/s
Dont lose any time. Enlist now and go kill russia
Wtf.
Not like that!
Others (preferably Ukrainians, we don’t consider them humans anyway, right?) should go and destroy Russia instead of me, I should be lying comfortably on my bed commenting how we should destroy Russia!
/s
Space force, activate!
