Bro I’d literally be impressed if we set a 1000x cap.

100x would be a reasonable utopian goal from where we are today.

5x is hard to even fathom. Especially when there exists a ~3x gap in minimum wages across the country.

I propose the minimum wage goes to $250/hr. Maximum wage goes to $2500/hr. You can make between 500k and 5m a year. The only catch is that 60% of it gets taxed up to 1M And 80% gets taxed beyond that. If you somehow do get more that $5M in a year, every dollar after 5M is taxed at a rate of 99.99%.

So you can make 100k - 200k after taxes and be poor.

You can make 200k - 1M after taxes and be the upper middle class.

Musks 46B would be… 5.6M after all taxes applied.

That seems reasonable.

Hopefully it’s:

Find cool doctor.

Wear suit.

Forget.

But Russia being Russia… Man fuck this timeline.

I’m a password psychopath.

I use cyber chef.

Current Sympathy level: Otto Warmbier.

(Dumbass, fucked around on dangerous soil, found out.)

Friendly way to remember if it’s a disorder.

Does it… Disrupt the order of your life? Or are you getting through it?

Like, oh you say you’ve got OCD, cause you have to wash your hands all the time? So… Has it made you late for work? Do you set your alarm early so you’re not late for work?

Stuff like that raises a big red flag for a disorder.

This isn’t diagnostic, but it’s an easy way to break like 95% of inaccurate self diagnoses.

Tell me you don’t know what a SOAR tool is without telling me you don’t know what a SOAR tool is.

No, SOAR tools make life pretty easy. 5 person SOC team + boss, 700 person org. Not overstaffed.

I get a few alerts every few hours. Investigate, determine if false positive, and go back to gaming. Unless it’s the off chance it’s not a false positive. Then I do an hour of work or so. Then back to gaming.

lmao

Go fuck yourself buddy.

Love when people think they know a person based on a single message board comment

Remind me to not meet you.

And ~100% of cybersecurity pros work ad hoc 100% of the time…

They probably put in 2-10 hours of actual work in a given week. Just like any desk job that doesn’t sit on zoom calls all day.

No, I mean “my ask.”

Not jargon. Recognized by the Oxford advanced learner’s dictionary. Perhaps your understanding of English is not “advanced”.

It is what I am asking. It is my ask.

What an absurdly pointless hair to attempt to split. It’d be one thing if you were being inquisitive, but you’re out here just confidently incorrecting people lmao.

Stay in school, kiddo.

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I really hope someone leverages a gangstalking campaign against her. A low level public figure and a bully? Lady there’s millions of us, and we all know all your personal info.

Why isn’t the NSFW filter working for this post lol? Titties on my phone at work, great.

My ask is 4x salary for in office.

It’s usually met with “Well, that’s not going to happen…”

To which I reply “I know, right?”

I can understand the language barrier win there.

Oh, did you want to remove the tomato?

That’ll be an extra 3 minutes.

What parent item are the salads under again?

They blow.

Over the barrel, please.

I fucking hate them.

They’re designed for people who are about 5’0". They take so much longer than speaking the order to a person, especially if you have any customizations to add/remove.

0/10, avoid at all costs.

psst, some cultures kinda do this.

Montreal is basically on vacation in August, for example