Where to people shake hands with the left hand?
Left handed people anywhere probably
Both people would have to be aware of their left-handedness. But if they have that knowledge, they’re probably past a handshake greeting.
What if it’s a job interview to work at the Leftorium
I got a hunch that there’s a secret lefties organisation and that the members are somehow able to tell whether you’re one of them or not. Through a certain stare (?) and a handshake they know for sure…
The bear is one of them.
There’s a sinister conspiracy going on here…
It’s not that sinister. Sure, the left handedness requirement feels a little arbitrary, but it’s worth it to be part of Debian clu- shit. I almost broke the first rule of Debian club.
If it’s brown flush it down
If it’s white what are you doing in the north pole
Dude got hired to become food.
A promising career in “Alimentary Resources” 🤣 👍
While I’m here, can you explain to me what job I now have?
“When i need food, i call you”
Fish on command, got it
“We at Wojtek Salmon Catching firmly believe in equal opportunity employment.”