Construct additional pylons.
You really can’t have enough pylons if you’re trying to use the power of the universe.
Here I was hoping Electroculture was a new branch of house music.
There’s still time…
I misread but I’m going to reply anyways: The Electrocutes were a side project of The Donnas with all the same members.
these people are going to lose it when they discover “solar panels”
Again,
I wouldn’t exactly be shocked if they felt they were hoaxes and were actually free energy devices but that’s being hidden from us.
Old man story time. Thirty-ish years ago someone from my grandfather’s church tried getting him in on the free energy crap. I was very much a computer nerd and a science nerd in general. It had some sort of perpetual motion thing going on.
He handed the literature to me to look over because he wasn’t a learned man, but he did respect people who were. I did and laughed. He said “That’s what I was afraid of. They’re always looking at some scam or other.”
It still blows my mind that 30 years later they’re peddling the same kind of shit in a new wrapper and people are still falling for it. These people used to be looked at as the morons falling for get rich quick schemes.
These people are so fucking dumb I can’t even finish reading. They should be locked in a room and forced to read books for 5 years.
The first guy read a motorcycle manual that tries and fails to teach physics for some reason. Does that count?
Starting with thermodynamics. Well they’ll have to start more basic but work up to that asap
Why did Rockefeller steal love? Am I missing something?
If you missed the “there is no bottom to the crazy here” in the headline, yes. Otherwise, no. You missed nothing.
I just wish they would include some whys sometimes. People with insane trails of reasoning are the best. I need the backstory of old timey robber barons stealing love.
Maybe they’re mixing up their shit and Soros stole Milla? She’s a Jewish/Ukrainian joint op to weaken American men by having a woman that consistently destroys monsters bare handed over like 35 fucking years. Milla Soyovich was her real name.
He didn’t like Leon The Professional either, really put him off. Couldn’t get into Fifth Element with that baggage. So. Yeah, discontinued education entirely.
I was put off by Leon once I saw the director’s cut.
I preferred to live with my censored for Americans version tyvm
All the violence, none of the pedophilia
I remember being 12 and thinking I could invent infinite energy because I just learned how gears work. I was devastated to learn about torque.
Genuinely true: Knew a guy in our expat group who had a really unique conspiracy theory: Those electric windmills you see on the landscape? He though you’d need constantly gale force winds to move the blades an inch, so he was pushing this theory that they’re not there to generate electricity, but to secretly to consume excess electricity, basically burning it off to help keep energy/oil costs high.
Did anyone try to explain surface area or even, like, sails to him?
Didn’t matter. It was his windmill to charge…
What motorcycle manual is this? Lol.
I don’t know, but it sure is odd that a motorcycle manual is attempting, and apparently failing, to give a physics lesson, so I’m going to suggest that it’s the motorcycle manual the demons that whisper into their ears at night use when they ride their motorcycles over to their bedroom.
I never learned this in my studies, I’m sad this motorcycle manual wasn’t required reading. I should probably just burn my degree.
The comment in the 2nd screenshot, talking about the “new electric transfer station in Freetown Ma” along with the accompanying image looks it comes straight from a SCP appendix.
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